beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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nasturbate:

"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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"I’d rather be in your bed."
6 word story (via rhymez)

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